Which is called Brain, Child(and you should check it out regardless of whether or not you have either – it’s a great pub (pubLICATION for my friends who may confuse this with a bar)).  I know.  I totally just used double parenthesis.  This does truly make me happy.

Anyhoo – at Brain, Child, there have been requests for readers to submit a haiku about random, gut-bustingly funny topics.  Reading them in the following issue gave me such humor-ecstasy I thought I might OD on laughter.  And here is my own from today:

Greasy Chinese Takeout

by your truly

glow with chemicals

fill me up to bursting but

I need more

Send me a funny haiku at closeenoughblog@gmail.com and I’ll post the ones I think you all will love!